Least Sexy Sexy Halloween Costumes 2022

Least Sexy Sexy Halloween Costumes 2022


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Techno Cheerleader is a cheerleader who cheers for [checks notes] “techno.” Techno music specifically, I presume, which is certainly no longer in its heyday but still has its fans. I am trying desperately to think of a place where this cheerleader could go to perform cheers on behalf of techno that would generate support for the genre and come up with nothing, but I hope this is a trend and next year IHeartRaves makes cheerleader costumes bearing the words “Ska,” “Impressionism,” “Non-Fiction,” and “Stoicism.” Meanwhile, Forplay has created a bold reinterpretation of the Sexy Freddy Kreuger costume with In Your Dreams, which focuses exclusively on the third-degree burns covering his body, and, uh, are generally not visible in the Nightmare on Elm Street movies except for on his face, which here is… just fine. Sexy third-degree burns, everybody!



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